Most creative way to..

QUICK! What possible ways can you think of dying?! Be creative or don't post please D:

Sticking your hand in a blender and then catching on fire from the friction, therefore burning to death.

Poking a poisonous snake and then a ninja comes by slices your hand off and an alien space ship lands on him while the burger king guy trys to snipe the alien coming out but snipes you by accident ;D

Wow... Fallen.. W..T..F.. >> Lol... That was.. so.. Orgasmic.. <-- Oh look a piggie D:!

Fap to Death e.e

isya wrote:Fap to Death e.e

that would suck in a way xD but almost a good way to go down x3

Randomly start glittering and Zeus comes out of nowhere and rapes you to death shouting "EAT IT YOU SPARKLING VAMPIRE TWILIGHT WHORE!" (had to include something with Greek mythology ;D x3)

Acting out one of these "creative deaths" and dying by accident.

xD Freezing and awakening 30 years into the future to find out zombies have taken over and right as your about to get bitten by one it gets shot, you get saved by some guy, later you find out that guy was the husband of the woman you killed before you were frozen, he feeds you some food laced with sleep drugs and then he poors gasoline down your throat and throws a match in your mouth.

Having your nipples chopped off and trying to suck up the blood then breaking your neck in the process leaving you paralyzed. You then ask your friend to kill you and he/she follows through.

Sekkusu wrote:Having your nipples chopped off and trying to suck up the blood then breaking your neck in the process leaving you paralyzed. You then ask your friend to kill you and he/she follows through.

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[GM]Drea wrote:

Sekkusu wrote:Having your nipples chopped off and trying to suck up the blood then breaking your neck in the process leaving you paralyzed. You then ask your friend to kill you and he/she follows through.

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lol o-o

You never seize to disgust me <_<

Cease*

[Epic]xNie[/Epic] wrote:Cease*

grammer whore x3

Sekkusu wrote:You never seize to disgust me <_<

<< Atleast I can lick mine.

[GM]Drea wrote:

Sekkusu wrote:You never seize to disgust me <_<

<< Atleast I can lick mine.

Yet you're the only one who wants to <_<

Sekkusu wrote:

[GM]Drea wrote:

Sekkusu wrote:You never seize to disgust me <_<

<< Atleast I can lick mine.

Yet you're the only one who wants to <_<

XDD lol

MOST CREATIVE WAY TO DIE! BACK ON FUCKING TOPIC!

Ninja on a piece of lined paper you drew coming out of the paper and killing your morals, then he attacks your goldfish. The goldfish flings in the air, lands in your mouth, goes down your air tube and chokes you do death.

You download a virus by accident on your computer, your computer blows up, you survive but go to the hospital, get an iv and surgery and once the surgery is done, a drunk doctor attaches a poison bag to your iv instead of a water bag, you live, walk outside all happy and crap and then a piano falls on you out of nowhere.

Becoming so pissed at your life that you crack, kill your family, half your neighborhood, and suicide on the spot by carving 666 into your wrist.

You get a paper cut from an online book and bleed to death.

Sneeze, and fall down the stairs, with only bumps and bruises, to walk outside and get hit by a football, snapping your neck

Burp loudly, walk into the next room, someone asks you if it was you that burped, you say yes, then self combust.

Dying from being so upset.. Cause some of you close friends are fighting and don't listen when you tell them stop..

[GM]Drea wrote:Dying from being so upset.. Cause some of you close friends are fighting and don't listen when you tell them stop..

I was trying to get them to stop >< and they did except for nie is picking a fight in your thread..